Hi !!!! Can I be your friend??? :-)

How many times have we come across such scraps in our friends' Orkut scrapbook? But have you ever wondered how the psych of the person who posts such scraps functions? Have you ever given a thought to what goes through the poor thing's mind when, as usual, it does not get any reply to its repeated friendship requests? Do you think that Orkut is full of such people whose sole purpose of existance on Orkut is to get snubbed by snooty-nosed females? Have you ever wondered why you have yellow teeth?


If you are one of those nomadic souls in search of answers to life's perplexing questions, you have come to the right place my friend. For the sole purpose of existance of me, is to lead you to light, atleast as long as my Manger does not see me doing such heroic deeds when I should actually be doing the credit reviews. I cant make head or tail off.


OK. Start music. I hereby list some sample scraps I found in my friends' ( real names not revealed )scrapbook:

1. hi chitra h r u n hw u r doin?

(Dei naayae... ippo nalla illae na enna vaithiyam paakka poriya? MBBS padichavanae paavam mukkaran... nee 8th fail... paesa vandutey?)

2. hi madhu!! me a stranger peeped in to ur login!! jus coz my thalaivars name was ther!! jus a compliment!! u luk too good!! always, gals r good!!! keep smiling and that keeps u luk good!! gud luck!!

(Ada... ivara paaru da... annanukku saakku thaevae, illaena ivaru yaaru profileayum paakamaataran... poda dubukku... ithelam kaadhulae poo venchundirpaan, avantae poi sollu... And did he stop there? Nay. "gals r good"aan... ama, gals are good, guys are bad, but you are sad ....... mamu)

3. Hi Jenny, how r u ? ur working HCL ?

(Neengellam thirunthavae maatingalada? Athu enna "working HCL"? Athan English varalae lae? Pinnae yaen da? adhu seri, therincha tamizh ae unnnaku dabba dance aadudhu!)

4. hi

(I really like this guy a lot. Simple. Sweet. But highly ineffective. What the others could not achieve with poems, essays and ballads, this chap wants to with a simple - "hi". Dei... unnakku vaazhvu da... in the world of one-worders)

5. hiiiiiiiiiiii

(This is the poetic version of the previous scrap. If you observe carefully, it has exactly 12 I's, denoting the twelve hours in a day, and in turn expressing his levels of patience in pressing the 'I' key for quite some time. You may argue that a day is made up of 24 hours. Frankly, I couldn't care less about your arguments)

That was about the despo guys. Now for the gals.
The "About Me" section for many gals in Orkut has this standard template - "Please. If you dont know me, dont add me. I am not here to make new friends". Uh-huh. Sure.

INTHA AKRAMATHAE KEKKARTHUKKU YAARUMAE ILLIYA? Yaen di ungallukku intha vetti bandha? Inni varikkum ungallukku unga friendsae requests anupardu periya vishayam, ithulae complete strangers ungalakku requests anuparangala? Seri anupinaa dhaan enna. Verun online la friend requet anupardhukae ivlo scenaa ?Unga friends kitta Badnhavaaa sollikalam paaru -"Hey... you know what... yesterday I got around 15 friendship requests... all from guys(mostly half-blind)... cha... am just so tired of denying them you know... I am planning to quit orkut di...". Ippo ivanga friend aaruthal solluvaanga -"Hey chill ya... you should not get bothered by all this... even I got 16(always one more, illa na gauradi korachalam ! isn't it?) requests yesterday... its all a part of life...". "Ya... I guess we just have to tolerate them...". Yah! You being the pinnacle of all tolerance, it shouldn't be a sweat. Athan interest illae lae? Pinna yaen di antha paiyan scrap book lae poi, -"Do I know you?"nu kaekkarae?. Ada idhu ku mela........ ivalunga yaarum ivangaloda original photo va poda maaatanga.... idha pottalaavadhu pasanga theliva " indha ponna avanungaluku theriyuma theriyadhaaa nu yosipaanga. Adhuvum illla. Summa Aishwarya rai, Shriya, Simran Jothika,Deepika ivalungaloda photo va pottu irukaravan ellaraiyum ussupaethradhu"Idha kaetta..... odane social issue. enga photova mis use panraanga nu oru podhu complaint...Ellaroda photovaiyum misuse paanmaatanga.......... Unga photo va dhaan misuse pannanumna...... unga display pic la vachirukara heroines ellam romba paavanga !


aiyo aiyo.......... pls ellarum thirunthunga ya( to both guys & girls ).Ippadi maathi maathi ungla neengalae yemathikareenga...........

Intha post ae padichadhu kaprom ungallukellam oru chinna kelvi kuri mandai maelae pirakkalam -"Intha Paiyan yaen eppadi dhidrunu kovamma irukaaan. Think, think.
For a change.


And as regards your yellow teeth: Buy a cam and deliver it to my place. I promise to send you my video -"Brush it baby one more time" along with my other free complementary video - "Oops, I flushed it again",