We laugh! We cry! We need to be alone! We want to be your hero! We want to have a boy’s night out and watch senseless sports over and a Oscar nominated foreign film. ! We would sit right next to you and wouldn’t’ hear a thing you say! We would drive for hours in circles, but would consider it an insult to stop and ask you for a direction
– so here are the secrets men wish their women would knew to keep things smooth ....…
– so here are the secrets men wish their women would knew to keep things smooth ....…
1.I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.
2. When a man says, "I really love the way you look in long hair.” that isn't your cue to go out and cut it short. And when he says "You look beautiful.” don't argue with him hoping he'll repeat himself. . If you think you’ve gained a couple of pounds, then you are right. Don’t ask us and then spend half a day arguing over that and finally conclude by saying actually " I look slim " !
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present. And if we picked up something amazing in the first year, just for the record - the relationship is never going to be like it was in the first three months when we were going out,eating out, partying and appraising each other.
4.Don’t ask him what We’r thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics which may sound Greek or Latin to you. He may not be thinking of you! So learn to live with it. Tough, but a reality!
5. Shopping is not a sport! Anything you wear is fine. Really! You have enough clothes and shoes! And, I fell in love with you & not an Cleopatra /Aishwarya rai look-alike. Be practical.
6.Yes, we do think about sex all the time. Hugs and hand –holdings are welcome.Roughing up our hair and smoothing our faces will arouse us.And it doesn’t mean that we want to get laid. But then its like you can always have sex with us any time,we are ready!
7. Never ask us to pick out your outfit. We will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late. And if I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you’re late.
8. Most of us own three or four pairs of shoes – so what makes you think that we would be Einstein’s when it comes to choosing the right pair of glossy pink out of the eight odd pink shoes which would look good with your dress? It just painful yar.
9. Not all men answer questions in one syllable. And, ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers.
10. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it to be done not both. And when we still screw up, go ahead and tell us -- once more.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work. And if you have to speak, just make sure that it’s during the commercial break!
12.To be told how manly we are when we fix something. Even if we're only changing a lightbulb, fawn over us! Nothing makes a guy feel like more of a man than when his woman hands him a cold beer and looks at him like he’s ‘god’.
13. Fast food for dinner every once and a while. You know how much it sucks to diet and exercise, so when we're on some kind of fitness program, throw us something sinful and we would be singing all the way through your praises..
14. And women wearing those revealing outfits,Skinny costumes, modern helpful uplifting bras and low-cut blouses / tops lose their right to complain about having their's being stared at.When something is shown its impossible and not an etiquette to leave it unnoticed.Its just a basic manners ..
15. We don't ask for directions because we believe that if Christoper Colombus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
Learning from others experiences is a good sign... " idhellam naan enga veetula irukara kalyanam aaana periyavanga, friends, collegues, nighbours ellaraiyum paaathu kathunda vishyam.... "
